Summary: Modern!AU In which Arthur is the least romantic romance novelist in the world, and Merlin is the only person who can cure his writers’ block. Arthur keeps losing control of his feet, and Merlin refuses be wooed by witticisms alone—much to Arthur’s chagrin.
submitted by: johanen
pimping jenn’s fluff like a boss
omg I was just going through your fic rec tag and saw this. thank you! :D you sneaky person
Other fandoms: Wow a new season is coming out, I hope they can live up to our high expectations
Merlin fans: We know they’ll ruin everything but we want it anyway
Arthur killed a man for Merlin the first time they met.
He’s killed many more since then, but the first one is always special.
i have no prose, only a list of facts like this one D: