do you even know how important chicken is to me
(via cherrymouthed)
credit: mllemlle

I come downstairs to the spare room and catch my mother doing this.
‘He gets cold,’ she says.
‘He just wants a nap,’ she says.
‘I can offer you therapy,’ I say.
when people you hate retweet people who you hate even more
the next person who asks how revision’s going is going to get punched in the face, murdered horribly and fed to my neighbour’s cat
if you really want to help, bring me some fucking rum

(Source: aggressivebutterfly, via asofterpass)
i met an old friend in the evening. we sat outside and talked for a few hours. i only ever see him once in a blue moon and the last time was a few years ago, even though we live 15 minutes away from each other. i was in love with him whilst we were at school but we would have made each other miserable. when we’re not together i never think about him, but when we are, i always leave the meeting thinking, ‘still just a tiny bit in love with you’. and that…makes me smile a little bit.

(via subdual)
au where fandom doesn’t make me dislike something i previously enjoyed
(via sulfatetocopper)

(Source: makemestfu, via youknowyourebritishwhen)
I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them
(via tramstrams)

(Source: gallowhill, via technicoloring)
that’s just how men act when they really like someone! you can’t treat every guy who likes you that way!